ham to kuchh der hañs bhi lete hain dil hamesha udaas rehta hai

bichhad ga.e to ye dil umr bhar lagega nahin lagega lagne laga hai magar lagega nahin nahin lagega use dekh kar magar KHush hai main KHush nahin hooñ magar dekh kar lagega nahin

shaayad mujhe kisi se mohabbat nahin hui lekin yaqeen sab ko dilaata raha hooñ main

bichadkar uskaa dil lag bhi gaya to kya lagega vo thak jaayega aur mere gale se aa lagega main mushkil men tumhaare kaam aaun ya na aaun mujhe awaaz de lena tumhe achha lagega

gale milnaa na milnaa to teri marzi hai lekin tere chehre se lagta hai teraa dil kar raha hai

main kya karoon meri begum suhaag dhundhe hai mere bujhe hue choolhe men aag dhundhe hai vo din ga.e ki udaate the faakhtaayein ham sapera chuhe ke ik bill men naag dhundhe hai

muttakee ho gaya khof-e-biwi se main ab ibadat ka sauda mere sar men hai maine daadhi badhaai to kehne lagii ab kameena ye huroon ke chakkar men hai

masaail to bahut se hain magar bas ek hi hal hai sehar se shaam tak sar meraa hai begum ki chappal hai mere maalik bhala isse burii bhi kya saza hogii meraa shaadi-shuda hona hi dozakh ki rehersal hai

jis film ka hero mujhe hona tha ai paploous film ke do din se ticket bech raha hooñ har kaam police waalon ki marzi se karunga daaru bhi main thaane ke nikat bech raha hooñ

ye ishq-vishq ka qissa tamaam ho jaa.e safed daadhi havas ki ghulaam ho jaa.e jawaan ladkiyon boodhon se tum raho hushyaarna jaane kaun kahaan aasaaram ho jaa.e