lahore ki baa‘z galiyaan itni tang hain ki agar eik taraf se 'aurat aa rahi ho aur doosri taraf se mard, to darmiyaan mein sirf nikaah ki gunjaish bachti hai.

mard ki aankh aur aurat ki zabaan ka dam sabse aakhir mein nikalta hai.

ghalib duniya mein waahid shaa'ir hai jo samajh mein na aaye to dugna maza deta hai.

auratein paidaishi mehnati hoti hain. iska andaaza isse laga lein ki sirf 12 feesad khawaateen khoobsurat paida hoti hain, baaqi apni mehnat se ye maqaam haasil karti hain.

daagh to do hi cheezon par sajta hai, dil aur jawaani.

musalmaan hamesha eik amali qaum rahe hain. wo kisi aise jaanwar ko muhabbat se nahi paalte jise zibha kar ke kha na sakein.

jawaan ladki ki edi mein bhi aankhein hoti hain. woh chalti hai to use pata hota hai ki peeche kaun, kaisi nazron se dekh raha hai.

jo mulk jitna ghurbat-zada hoga utna hi aaloo aur mazhab ka chalan ziyaada hoga.

ghode aur aurat ki zaat ka andaaza uski laat aur baat se kiya jaata hai.

private aspataal aur clinic mein marne ka sabse bada faaeda ye hai ki marhoom ki jaaedaad, jama-jat'tha aur bank-balance ke bantwaare par pasmandagaan mein khoon-kharaaba nahi hota, kyunki sab doctors ke hisse mein aa jaate hain.

budhaape ki shaadi aur bank ki chauki-daari mein zara farq nahi. sote mein bhi aankh khuli rakhni padti hai.

mard ki pasand wo pul-siraat hai jis par koi moti aurat nahi chal sakti.

hamaari gaayiki ki buniyaad table par hai, guftugoo ki buniyaad gaali par.

aurat ki edi hataao to uske neeche se kisi na kisi mard ki naak zaroor niklegi.

is zamaane mein sau fee-sad sach bol kar zindagi karna aisa hi hai jaise bajri milaaye baghair sirf cement se makaan banaana.

middle class gareebi ki sabse qaabil-e-rahm aur laa-ilaaj qism wo hai jismein aadmi ke paas kuch na ho lekin use kisi cheez ki kami mahsoos na ho.

azaad shaa'iri ki misaal aisi hai jaise baghair net tennis khelna.

daagh to do hi cheezon par sajta hai, dil aur jawaani.

be-sabab dushmani aur badsoorat aurat se ishq haqeeqat mein dushmani aur ishq ki sabse na-khaalis qism hai. ye shuru hi wahaan se hui hai jahaan ‘aql khatm ho jaave hai.

sher, hawaai jahaaz, goli, truck aur pathan reverse gear mein chal hi nahi sakte.

lahore ki baa‘z galiyaan itni tang hain ki agar eik taraf se 'aurat aa rahi ho aur doosri taraf se mard, to darmiyaan mein sirf nikaah ki gunjaish bachti hai.

mard ki aankh aur aurat ki zabaan ka dam sabse aakhir mein nikalta hai.

ghalib duniya mein waahid shaa'ir hai jo samajh mein na aaye to dugna maza deta hai.

auratein paidaishi mehnati hoti hain. iska andaaza isse laga lein ki sirf 12 feesad khawaateen khoobsurat paida hoti hain, baaqi apni mehnat se ye maqaam haasil karti hain.

daagh to do hi cheezon par sajta hai, dil aur jawaani.

musalmaan hamesha eik amali qaum rahe hain. wo kisi aise jaanwar ko muhabbat se nahi paalte jise zibha kar ke kha na sakein.

jawaan ladki ki edi mein bhi aankhein hoti hain. woh chalti hai to use pata hota hai ki peeche kaun, kaisi nazron se dekh raha hai.

jo mulk jitna ghurbat-zada hoga utna hi aaloo aur mazhab ka chalan ziyaada hoga.

ghode aur aurat ki zaat ka andaaza uski laat aur baat se kiya jaata hai.

private aspataal aur clinic mein marne ka sabse bada faaeda ye hai ki marhoom ki jaaedaad, jama-jat'tha aur bank-balance ke bantwaare par pasmandagaan mein khoon-kharaaba nahi hota, kyunki sab doctors ke hisse mein aa jaate hain.

budhaape ki shaadi aur bank ki chauki-daari mein zara farq nahi. sote mein bhi aankh khuli rakhni padti hai.

mard ki pasand wo pul-siraat hai jis par koi moti aurat nahi chal sakti.

hamaari gaayiki ki buniyaad table par hai, guftugoo ki buniyaad gaali par.

aurat ki edi hataao to uske neeche se kisi na kisi mard ki naak zaroor niklegi.

is zamaane mein sau fee-sad sach bol kar zindagi karna aisa hi hai jaise bajri milaaye baghair sirf cement se makaan banaana.

middle class gareebi ki sabse qaabil-e-rahm aur laa-ilaaj qism wo hai jismein aadmi ke paas kuch na ho lekin use kisi cheez ki kami mahsoos na ho.

azaad shaa'iri ki misaal aisi hai jaise baghair net tennis khelna.

daagh to do hi cheezon par sajta hai, dil aur jawaani.

be-sabab dushmani aur badsoorat aurat se ishq haqeeqat mein dushmani aur ishq ki sabse na-khaalis qism hai. ye shuru hi wahaan se hui hai jahaan ‘aql khatm ho jaave hai.

sher, hawaai jahaaz, goli, truck aur pathan reverse gear mein chal hi nahi sakte.