tumhein husn par dastaras hai mohabbat wohabbat badaa jaante ho to phir ye batao ki tum us kii aankhoñ ke baare men kya jaante ho ye jugraafiya falsafa psychology science riyaazi waghera ye sab jaanna bhi ahem hai magar us ke ghar ka pata jaante ho

kisi ko ghar se nikalte hi mil gaii manzil koi hamaari tarah umr bhar safar men raha

bichadkar uskaa dil lag bhi gaya to kya lagega vo thak jaayega aur mere gale se aa lagega main mushkil men tumhaare kaam aaun ya na aaun mujhe awaaz de lena tumhe achha lagega

ham vo hain jo KHuda ko bhool ga.e tum meri jaan kis gumaan men ho

mujh se mat poochho ke us shaKHs men kya achha hai achchhe achhon se mujhe meraa bura achha hai kis tarah mujh se muhabbat men koi jeet gaya ye na kah dena ke bistar men badaa achha hai

muttakee ho gaya khof-e-biwi se main ab ibadat ka sauda mere sar men hai maine daadhi badhaai to kehne lagii ab kameena ye huroon ke chakkar men hai

khaddar pahan ke bech raha tha sharaab vo dekha mujhe to haath men jhanda utha liya main bhi koi ganwaar sipaahi na tha janab maine bhi jaam fenk ke danda utha liya

jis film ka hero mujhe hona tha ai paploous film ke do din se ticket bech raha hooñ har kaam police waalon ki marzi se karunga daaru bhi main thaane ke nikat bech raha hooñ

main kya karoon meri begum suhaag dhundhe hai mere bujhe hue choolhe men aag dhundhe hai vo din ga.e ki udaate the faakhtaayein ham sapera chuhe ke ik bill men naag dhundhe hai

bacchon tumheen batao ki maiya kahaan gaii raaste men chhodkar ye suraiya kahaan gaii in rakshakon ke khauf se ghar men chhupa hooñ main poochhenge ye zaroor ki gaiya kahaan gaii